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Thursday, November 25, 2010

The things we do for fashion




If heels were people they would be slutty and double minded. They are would be admired and loved and hanging with them would make you look hot, but they are capable of hurting you sooo bad. I need to get used to this stilletto thing. I still walk like a wounded penguin tiptoeing on a railroad track every time I attempt to strut my stuff. I came from a 21st tonight and saw ladies wearing the most gorgeous heels. I looked down at my bare aching feet and thought there is no chance I'd ever survive in the harsh working world. It's sad but true - us women can only be taken seriously in the working world if we wear heels to work. Which female CEO could ever exert influence wearing a pair of pumps? It's rough for us women. Surviving the pain of toe mutilation just to look professional?

And it's about time I get used to wearing makeup, I think. I don't believe I can use the excuse of "but I wear glasses" any longer. Confession - eye pencils freak me out. I don't care much for nail polish either. The excuse of "but I have ugly nails" won't work much longer either, and on that note, any ideas as to how I can stop biting my nails? I've been nibbling on this chitin ever since I was in primary school and haven't stopped since. I've probably stunted their growth. I guess that's the end of my fingernails then.

1 comments:

Naughty Nats said...

Amen sista...number 3 is sooo hot by the way. I totally agree with you I mean, I cannot survive an hour with some high-heels...they are just a bit too much. Make-up I doubt I will ever use that thing it just makes me look like such an ugly doll, kids would run away! I guess the only way someone could achieve putting this coat on mwa is when I am on set for camera...lights and action! Even then, they would have to have some good exercise of running after me before I give in :).

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